Thursday, October 8, 2009

Wake Up Siv...!!!

Date: 08 Oct. 2009, Day: Thursday

Huffing Puffing reached home at 7:30 Am... thought of having a minuscule nap... A/C was on... Amit was on his bed in deep slumber... the environment was a perfect relaxing... and I started ZZZ....!!!

Alarm.... 8:00 Am... Buzzz Buzzz... who cares... let me have for 5 more minutes.. snoozed... Buzz Buzz again in 5 minutes.... oh ho... what the hell... swithched off, and dived into the dreamland.

Got up with puffy eyes and shocked hairs... what's the time man... 8:26 Am...!!! OMG.... and what's my office time 9:00 Am.. Oh no...!!!

The best thought was to fall back and doze again as nothing can happen now... late for 1 minutes or 30 minutes gonna be same... my half day's salary was going to be a bad debt... and will be written off from my salary slip for next month...!!! emotion: Confused

The brain was running so fast... every second was generating thousands of ideas... and my body was not responding to any of them... It's 8:27 Am now.

Finally only two option running around... left side... give up.... right side... don't give up... give up... don't give up... give up... don't give up... don't give up... don't give up... the last push can make a difference... don't give up... and finally zeroed down at 8:28... 8:29 was inside for shower... 8:30 rubbing soap all around... 8:32 rinsing the soap before it could yeild enough lather... 8:35 out... time check.. in 5 Minutes... what an efficiency... but quality was missing...!!! emotion: Tensed, thought: Why have I bought my new Deo... the addidas one.

Ran towards the "God & Deitie" - picture's prayer corner (Puja Place) in the apartment... lit agarbatti... murmured few mantra... thought: God, Forgive me today, I am late, ...what's the time now... 8:40... noooooo...!!!

Raju... I am not going to have my breakfast... parcel it to me.... instructed to my cook...!!!

8:45... was dressed up... shirt, pant, belt... badge... wallet... hanki... mobile... shoes... with socks obiviously... anything missing... yupp... Tie... yupp... Tie pin... no no no... opened the drawer picked up the tie without giving any thought of the match... put it into my shirt's pocket, picked up the tie pin... slipped it inside my pant's back pocket... time check... 8:47...!!!

Rajuuuuu, where the hell is my tiffin... put a spoon there along with Daliya and also put some Ghonghura Pickel... 8:48... got the tiffin.... rushed for my bike...!!! emotion: Strained

8:50... Swithched on... pressed the ignition, gear, took a steep U-turn and throttled... must have yarn-dyed at least few girls of the hostel if somebody would have been looking. Clutch, Gear, Throttle... Honk... Repeat - 1,2,3,4.......!!! First Square cleared... green light.... time check... 8:54.... oh.. traffic... thought: hell these guys don't know how to drive... driving like a lazy buggers in the morning, look here this is how one should drive... Clutch, Gear, Throttle... Honk... gear up... gear down.... speed up... brakes... gear up/down... boom... boom...!!!

Approaching second square.. time check...8:57... oh... green light... thought: if I miss this green light... I gonna miss my salary... noway... throttle... maximum...green remained green...reached before red... steep U-turn again.... steep left turn... in the parking... time check 8:58...2 more minutes to go...!!!

Rushed to catch the Lift... out of 4 just 1 was working... thought: "things go worst when you actually need them" except the traffic lights today... what saved me...!!! 1 Lift.... 8 people waiting... all office colleagues... lift no-way gonna work... took the stair... for 7th floor... Time check 8:59... and 30 Seconds...!!! Avg. 5 seconds for one floor...7 Floors... 35 Seconds... on-time... thought: I will manage even if I reach before the clock show 9:01.

Reached office...time Check... Wrist-watch... 9:00... Office wall clock... 8:59... safe.. safe...safe.... saved the cents...!!!

Relaxing... scratching the head, forehead and face... why is it rough... beard.. oh... forgot to shave...!!! emotion: Traumatized

Company Goal Element: Quality in People, Supporting Culture: Appearance, Supporting Instruction: Must shave daily.

And who I am... the Quality Rep of the Branch...!!!
thought/emotion: &%^#@*&%^$#%&^#@

Shivendra Singh
08 Oct. 2009

6 comments:

nir said...

congratulations.....coool man....wat an efficiency..u finally made it before time. keep up the 'never give up spirit'.u r going to reach great heights...:)

and wat an interesting narration, full of suspense and thrill.i must say you areeee improving day by day...

Deboshree said...

I also agree with Nir..U hv rocked in this blog..I simply loved the way u kept the readers on toe from the beginning till end..full of suspence drama thrill..full toooo hindi filmy material..I enjoyed reading it..
One suggestion..please keep us entertained by scripting dese kinda stuffs..u suit in this avtaar n not the serious types..atleast I feel so..Grt..Enjoyed thoroughly..Cheers!!

Paavani said...

i was holdin my breath all da way through...pufff...

dis is superb work...keep it up

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Unknown said...

It happens... :) don't worry.
I have a suggestion... keep a spare shaving kit in ur drawer. LOL

Shivendra Singh said...

Thanks to all... It's my pleasure to be here writing all my non-sense, and got a great friends and readers bearing the same...!!! :)

Highly appreciate the act of peeking-in here from a very small window open for all... I am delighted...!!! :)